hortensius:

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable


horseimagebarn:

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horse sniffing the camera its nose is in fact so close to the camera that you can no longer see it at all and instead we get a good view of the horses muzzle at what many may believe to be a humorous angle that horses are not often seen from


rukafais:

surfclown:

surfclown:

surfclown:

I dont think you’re prepared for me to describe what I just saw an advertisement for

like seriously sit down. you’re not ready. I’m not overhyping this I’m not being dramatic you seriously aren’t equipped for me to tell you about this even if you think you are

in the year 2023 . Twenty Twenty Three. They are making an assumedly officially licensed and officially approved Hamilton The musical game. Ok. Yeah. Right. Got that. Yeah that’s not all

It also from the looks of it appears to be banking off the popularity of genshin by being an rpg where you gamble on gacha mechanics to get party members. And said party members…are the American colonizers that feature prominently in the Hamilton musical. and they even have set rarities to them as is conventional with mobile gacha games

and once you get those American colonizers in your little rpg party, you can then roam around the world of early america and…like….make them attack people by making them sing songs from hamilton the musical at …enemies, which does damage and functions like how an attack in any other rpg would. uh. ????????

now there’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet because I’ve been building to it. Like I can’t just preface the post with it or else it will just ruin the suspense um. This game is apparently real. Like it’s not a bit. And. It either is or it’s going to be on Roblox.

So now you know about Colonizer Sympathizer Genshin Impact. Exclusive to Roblox. I hope you’re happy knowing this because I can’t say that I am

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and here’s what it looks like by the way. Um. So now you know about. This

#no way it’s officially licensed#anyone can make a Roblox game#there’s no way#i don’t believe you

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It’s on the official twitter account…im so sorry….I didnt believe it either


chloesimaginationthings:

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Barbie doesn’t know Ken is a horse girl



softwaring:

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the good lyf



swarnpert:

swarnpert:

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*


himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN


mlarayoukai:

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Wage slave markiplier considered nsfw